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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Stop Smokin' Baby!

What I'm Listening To: the Bed Intruder Song-Antoine Dodson (yep the infamous song made famous my remixers on YouTube and is now stuck in my head)

I was browsing CNN trying to get hit by lightening material for a post (whether or not CNN is a credible news source and not just for laughs or the strange is debatable) when one of the featured posts on the front page caught my eye. Apparently there is an Indonesian toddler who smokes. Not a cute candy cigarette or one of those straws or paper that kids fashion cigarettes out of, no this was a full-blown, smoke producing cigarette. By the way, this baby was a pro! He looked like he could be wearing a bowler with a sophisticated glass of gin by his side and he could be just puffing away. He reportedly smoked 40 cigarettes a day and finally broke his nicotine addiction through a 30-day drug rehabilitation program. And while this isn't necessarily politics, smoking has definitely become a social and a political issue, well here in Wisconsin it has.

As of July, a ban was put on smoking in bars in Wisconsin. Any bar. And if you do decide to smoke, you will be fined and the bar owner will be fined as well. They really put a double whammy on that piece of legislation. Oh, and the fine is about $300. Personally, I don't smoke. I have never wanted to smoke, but I don't knock the people who do. What you do is your business. I'm sure smokers hate non-smokers coming around and telling them "Hey, you know your lungs are going to get black and you're going to die soon right?" It's rude, I do realize. However, on the other hand, I have asthma so when you decide to smoke in my personal space, your habits become my business. I mean honestly, no one wants to sit there while you puff a load of smoke in their face. Be respectful! Smokers already have to adhere to a lot of regulations. They cannot smoke indoors, and for some buildings, they can't smoke within 30 ft of them. Then there is the price. If I was addicted to nicotine, or if I did have smoking as a habit, I would go to rehab ASAP. $5 or more for a pack and if you smoke a pack a day....well that's just insane. Decrease your cigarette intake people, if not for health reasons at least to keep some extra cash in your pocket.

I mean, technically, smoking is a way of life. People have been sighted smoking as early as 5000 B.C. for rituals, enlightenment, relaxation, political reasons, and recreational purposes. Smoking mostly has a bad reputation in Western society, only because we have discovered through medical research that smoking leads to all sorts of horrible things like lung cancer, heart attacks, erectile dysfunction, and birth defects. So if you want to keep it up and have beautiful babies, whether you're smoking the cannabis or the tobacco (and hopefully not the heroin or opium) or choosing the pipe, the hookah, or the bong choose your poison responsibly and be courteous folks!